Importance of the Signature

Dont think i am unpatriotic.
Its just that the new rupee sign is actually Rajnikant's signature

Jump Up Life

Notice during the Olympics on the day of high jumps and pole vaults at all flight controllers desk.

" Rajnikant may be seen in the sky today"

Water

Did you know that drinking water early in the morning helps in-
headaches
bodyaches
diabetes
constipation
all eye diseases
ENT diseases
womb cancers

So drink water everyday. And rock the life.

4 in 5

Newton's Question-'
how to write 4 in between 5?

Japan: Impossible. Waste of time.

America: Wrong question. Dont ask such questions or i will drop a nuclear bomb on you.

Pakistan: Fool. This is all India's conspiracy. Such magic doesnt happen.

Rajnikant: F(IV)E

Rajnikant

Rama and Ravana were in the midst of a serious battle. All of a sudden-
Ravana: OK bye..
Rama: why? what happened? Scared?

Ravana: No dude. Here comes Rajnikant

Height of Respect

Height of Respect-

Never given back a written answer paper.
Dont want the teachers to feel that I answer back.

Never write on currency notes

Never write on an Indian currency note. They cannot be reused after that.
Proof: you never get written on notes form ATM machines

Lazy Bones

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits.

But

Afterall she is a mother and we must all respect her

Give

I have learned to give.
Not because I have too much.
But because i have known the feeling of not having..

Enemies of Man

Enemies of man-
too much scotch
sexy babes
extramarital affairs.


But hey,
The one who runs away from his enemies is called a coward.