Dental Come and Go

Money may come and go.
Friends may come and go.
Rain may come and go.
Love may come and go.
But,
If you loose your teeth at this age,
they will never ome again.

Happy Cleaning

Run

Sometimes in life, you have to run away from all.
Not just to create distance,
But also to see ifsomeone cares enough to run behind you.

A Friend in need is A Friend Indeed

“TRUE FRIENDS STAND BEHIND YOU DURING YOUR BAD TIMES.”

Do you want documented proof of this?

Check your marriage album.

You will find all your best friends behind you.

A Wish

May god paint the canvas of your life with the most beautiful colors of peace, luck, success, and joy at every step.

Bargain

Idiot: Oh Lord. If you give me Rs 100/- I will donate Rs 50/- to a place of worship.
The idiot found Rs 50/- on the road on his way to work.
Idiot: Oh God. You are great. You saved me the trouble of donation by deducting your share before hand.

Life

Life is a great travel trip.
Problem is that it doesn’t come with a map.
We have to find our own route to reach the destination.

Idiot teaching

Idiot teaching a class:

Don’t dare to talk in front of my back.

Both of you three get out of the class.

Open the window and let air force enter the class.

Take a 5 cm wire of any length.

I have 2 daughters, both girls

All of you stand in a straight circle.

Close the window; I have winter in my nose today.

Idiot Friends

When i was born, God said " Oh No, another idiot is born".
When you were born God said "Wow! Competition!"
Who knew one day these idiots would meet and be friends.

Friendship types

Good Friendship- I say . You listen.

Better Friendship- You say. I listen.

Best Friendship- You dont say. I listen.

Blessings

Blessings may come as surprise

And how much you receive depends on how much your heart can believe

Fikkar Not

Worry ends where faith begins.

Gods hands

Those who leave everything in God’s hands will eventually see God’s hand in

a wish

lights to add brightness
colours to add beauty
sweets to add pleasure
prayers to give you all that you desire