A Friend in need is A Friend Indeed

“TRUE FRIENDS STAND BEHIND YOU DURING YOUR BAD TIMES.”

Do you want documented proof of this?

Check your marriage album.

You will find all your best friends behind you.

A Wish

May god paint the canvas of your life with the most beautiful colors of peace, luck, success, and joy at every step.

Bargain

Idiot: Oh Lord. If you give me Rs 100/- I will donate Rs 50/- to a place of worship.
The idiot found Rs 50/- on the road on his way to work.
Idiot: Oh God. You are great. You saved me the trouble of donation by deducting your share before hand.

Life

Life is a great travel trip.
Problem is that it doesn’t come with a map.
We have to find our own route to reach the destination.

Idiot teaching

Idiot teaching a class:

Don’t dare to talk in front of my back.

Both of you three get out of the class.

Open the window and let air force enter the class.

Take a 5 cm wire of any length.

I have 2 daughters, both girls

All of you stand in a straight circle.

Close the window; I have winter in my nose today.

Idiot Friends

When i was born, God said " Oh No, another idiot is born".
When you were born God said "Wow! Competition!"
Who knew one day these idiots would meet and be friends.

Friendship types

Good Friendship- I say . You listen.

Better Friendship- You say. I listen.

Best Friendship- You dont say. I listen.